Monster10 presents...Top 10 Excuses For Missing Work!

 
 

Top 10 Excuses For Missing Work!

 
 


Top 10 Excuses For Missing Work!

               

A Monster 10 Report!

 Work is hard to come by these days and if you have a job due to the recent economy your work load has tripled.  Companies are looking to get 3 times the effort for what they use to get from 2 or more people now they extract it from one which is you.  To say you need a break is an understatement.  In this report we look at the top 10 excuses for missing work!

                       

 

 

10- Can’t Figure Out Where To Go Vote!

       “Believe it or not this has been used and worked for getting time off.  No company wants the political and possible human resource issue for not allowing you to exercise your constitutional right…………..!

 

 

 9- Can’t Get The Car Out Of The Garage!

       “Although a B&&!!!S excuse if explained correctly it could work but it has to be good and you have to have a manager who is understanding…………....…..!

 

 

8- Too Sleepy!

       “Now tread lightly this is a really bogus excuse but if you can show that you have put in some serious night hours at work you may be able to get away with it..………….. ..…..!

 
 

7- I’ve Earned It!

If you have been putting in work coming in early and staying late and working overtime you could definitely earned the right to take a day off for work..... ....……..!

 

 

6- Menstrual Cramps!

     “This one could be justified and understood if you have the right manager ........…..!

 

5- Have A Personal Emergency!

      “This is ambiguous enough that it will definitely work if you voice conveys an emergency.…………. ..…..!

 

 

4- Playing Golf With A Client!

    “You can definitely get away with this excuse no questions asked if you are in sales industry………….. ..…..!

 

3- Working From Home!

     “Believe it or not this excuse is acceptable especially in the information age where most office jobs could be done remotely from home …………..!

 

 

2- Doctors Or Dentist Appointment!

       “A very legitimate and accepted excuse in fact many companies give wellness days off if you do make those appointments..………..!.

 

 

And The Number 1 Excuse For Missing Work Is…………..

 

 

Monster Growl Please…………………………….

 

 

1-    1-Death In The Family!

       “Ding, Ding, Ding, Bar none the best and most understandable excuse and one in which no one would ever contest or dispute…………..!

GRRROOOOOOAAAAAR

   
 



 

   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
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